Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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