i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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