How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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