I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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