It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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