google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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