I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
love makes seman taste better
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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