Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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