Sponge bath it is.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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