You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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