After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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