WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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