its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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