they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Randomize
