Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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