She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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