so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The uberlube is also flammable
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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