and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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