Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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