But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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