Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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