So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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