my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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