Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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