John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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