hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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