i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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