I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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