I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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