he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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