when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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