I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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