i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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