So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
