whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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