So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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