Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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