You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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