Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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