She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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