We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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