butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He kissed a someone with a penis
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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