so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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