I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So many bounce houses so little time
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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