Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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