I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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