We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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