If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
you didnt know i had herpes?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
a search helicopter?!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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