my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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