weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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