I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
