How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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