sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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