kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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