Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
oh god the rape fog is back!
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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