Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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