there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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